A LONG-SHORT, single-instrument BTC trend model built on a signal distinct from every pending sleeve — the SLOPE of a rolling least-squares linear regression of log-price (an LSMA/regression trend), which is a noise-robust trend estimator (it fits a line through N days rather than reacting to two EMAs or a channel edge). It is explicitly engineered to pass the FOUR gates that killed this session's trend probes: (1) CORNER-COLLAPSE — the regression slope is always positive or negative, so the entry fires at every regime and NO parameter setting can starve the trade count into the degenerate 3–9-trade corners that failed the efficiency-gate and OI-gate at optimization (there is no rarity threshold to push). (2) DRAWDOWN hard-abandon — unlike the always-in weekly MA that hit 62% DD, this is NOT held through full drawdowns: a chandelier trailing stop takes it to FLAT and a portfolio drawdown circuit-breaker de-grosses, capping max-DD below the abandon line. (3) OUTLIER dependence — vol-targeted daily sizing spreads risk so no single week (the +156% artifact that sank the weekly sleeve) can carry the record. (4) FEE_EDGE — daily cadence with multi-week holds makes per-trade capture dwarf the ~0.10% fee. It stays on the ONE proven asset+edge (BTC directional trend) with a construction distinct from the pending momentum-confluence / MACD-always-in / VWAP / pullback / EMA-crossover / rotation / basket sleeves (regression-slope + stop-to-flat). Pure OHLCV, computationally trivial (a rolling regression slope + ATR). Avoids the graveyards: NOT reversion/pairs/funding/options (dead/broken), NOT a rarity-gated breakout (corner), NOT always-in-through-DD (abandon), NOT a symbol respray (L56 — proven asset, distinct signal). Exactly 3 tunable parameters: regression lookback, chandelier ATR multiple, drawdown-breaker threshold.